Albern the Big Kid
Albern owns the town’s most successful general store. He claims he bought it from a comedian at a rock bottom price but Albern is well known for starting silly rumors to intrigue the children, such as Stute’s cookie biting habit. He’s as welcoming as he is strange and tells stories and gives goodies to anyone that happens to visit him, much to the dismay of the adults that want to purchase and leave. Still, this has made him very knowledgeable of the townsfolk and a go to source for information; that is, if you can sift through his fabrications.